Your lucky charm is a Rabbit's Foot!

What's Your Lucky Charm?

Rabbit's Foot
"There's just something mysterious about you when it comes to luck. That's why your good luck charm is a rabbit's foot. Originating in the voodoo back waters of the bayou, the rabbit's foot is extremely powerful and brings good luck to all (except rabbits).
Some say that the rabbit must be killed during a full moon by a cross-eyed person and the left hind foot must be carried in the left jacket pocket for it to be truly lucky. However this is not always the case.
Given the bunny's reputation for fertility, you might get lucky at the mere thought of a rabbit's foot.Regardless of your ritual, carrying a colorful rabbit's foot is a constant reminder that you are lucky, and have great things to look forward to."

Doesn't it just make you wonder why the hell anyone would want a rotting rabbit's foot hanging on some key chain or in their left jacket pocket for that matter?
Think about how fucking lucky you would feel if your limbs were in high demand for some kind of superstitious nonsense?!
I love rabbits a lot. And not because they're cute and fuzzy. The last thing that I want to hear about is how to mutilate these animals just for our own weird and pretty stupid superstitious beliefs. Think of all the maimed rabbits that have to spend the rest of their lives crippled!
Or take a trip to Cambodia..

So here's my message boys and girls:
If you want to feel lucky then you might want to simply throw your change in the fountain.
Go ahead and waste your money, but please spare the rabbits.